Oh sweet blog!
It's been far too long...

Cliff notes on my life since the last post to update everyone:
-Got laid off from my main sales job because a customer complained about my blog(s) to management.
-One week after that, get dropped by the candy store because of slow business.
-Moved back in with parents.
-Car officially crapped out.
-Puttin' more mileage on my brother's car then he does.
-In full-fledged audition mode at the moment.
-Taking a break from music.
-Many interviews no results.
-Lost my cellphone.
-Working p/t as a Karaoke Jockey/Host.
-Continually finding humor in life's situations.
-Would hate life if I ever developed an allergic reaction to chicken.

So I'm gonna back-track now.
Some of you probably read the first note and were all "BWAH?!"
It was a BS reason, but they opted to go with the regular customer over the new hire.
If I complained, they could probably cite poor performance on my behalf over the two weeks I worked for them.
According to the voicemail they left me, I was bein' "let go to pursue better opportunities for a person of my ability."
Good times.

Smoothly changing topics here.
Ya like how I did that?

It's amazing how great a motivational tool women can be.
What was supposed to be a 5 mile jog this morning got extended two more miles while I found myself chattin' with a cute latina.
My knee said "no mas" before she was done with her run but at least I have a jog date for tomorrow morning.
Yup.
Still flirting.
Just wish I could afford to do something with the end results.

We lost alot of great figures in entertainment over the past couple months.
Just want to take the time to acknowledge 'em.

R.I.P. Paul Newman, Bernie Mac, an' the voice behind the movie trailers Don LaFontaine.